I used to read….…like…….ALL the time Friggin DEVOUR book after book. At my age I should know what books I like and which ones aren’t worth say…..dinner and a movie. Don’t you just hate it when the trailer turns out to be better than the movie?!!! I cant stand a bait and switch!! Heck yeah I’m judging a book by its cover and I hate being the target of a marketing exercise.. No dude….I want my money back. The cover on this book is Richard Dawkins. On the inside its like Puff Daddys autobiography….or something. No I don’t want to exchange it for another Puff Daddy book with the RIGHT cover. No dude…...I just want my heart…I mean….my money back. If I wanted to NOT get what I asked for I’d have done like…online dating… or something…. Jeez.
Wait a minute……this is a bait and switch isn’t it? Mhmm,,,yeah…..mhmm…how old is that profile picture? I can find that under fiction you say? Mhmm….some college….yeah…. Mhmm….yeah that studying part is rough… going back next semester….mhmm..…that’s good. .. ..Anesthesiology…. wow…..yeah……fantasy is in isle 2. Really? You like ALL kinds of music!?? Can you be a little more vague? You realize that told me nothing about you… Mhmm calliope? Opera? Fusion? Mhmm
I read somewhere that women have a distorted self image. Maybe some people just don’t spend enough time being introspective…I don’t know…Im sure theres an article by somebody somewhere….but theres a difference between taking a little artistic liberty with your personality and balls out lying. You can find that in the bargain bin. Look under the B’s for ……. Well …you know… ..Come to think of it I don’t buy those books at all. Bring it…. Bring the truth…..its stranger than fiction but it’s the only book worth reading……I don’t want to be a hypocrite. In my last post I admitted having a small secret or two myself…..but my last chapters not written yet and the older I get the more I like not having regrets…..How bout I just go to the library instead?? I’m likin this idea……Better still why don’t I just wait for the movie to come out…..I’m going to file this under self help……. isle 9.
6 comments:
I like ALL kinds of music. Heavy metal, not so heavy metal, classic country, old school rap, belly rubbing, all Christmas tunes, classic church hyms, Andrea Bocelli, big hair bands...fucking rock n roll.
Am I still vague?
Is that next to the self-love aisle?
gooleci
@Kimberly stop yelling at me! LOL sorry I know when i say that it alwasy ruffles feathers ..... you have feathers?....thought you threw away all the lingerie? where was i?
oh yeah...people will frequently tell you "I like all kinds of music"...that tells me nothing ...if i ask what kind of car, food, sport you like and the answer comes back "all kinds" .....I ask patients how long theyve had a problem and they say "oh for a while now" thanks....can you be more vague for me? LOL .... I dated a girl who DIDNT know what she wanted in bed.... the relationship was over with immediate effect. If you dont know how am I supposed to know?.... but when you tell me what you like (like you did) i can process that.... did i ask you about the lingerie?
@ barbarella great minds think alike.....
My lingerie had no feathers...that would be tacky.
LOL! I love this... the key is to know how to ask the right questions... Maya Angelou says, people will tell you exactly who they are... all you have to do is listen...
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