whatcha ona bout girl??

whatcha ona bout girl??
A retrospective on the inner workings of love, flying pancakes, mensa disasters, dandelion cookies, number bending, super salt, bubblegum oysters, chicken spit, crystal kidneys, guerilla carrots, polychromatic tofu, paraphysics, tender vigilanties, black sand, phillastine placebos, wood soup, buttered shuttlecocks, apostrophe training, fish whips, bleeding speed, plastic fantastic lobster telephones, venus drug rehab, clowns on fire, kiosks on a leash, marshmello overcoats, bottled light, fried blood, unbridled hyperthyroidism, folding wine, amygdula tickling, fainting in coils, hamburgers for the apocalypse, plastic memes, and conjugal fritters.....well...the love parts true

Monday, July 20, 2009

Red stag, the Tifosi, and Bob Marley To the rescue


Getting back to the beach was a bust this weekend…the weather was not going to cooperate but not to fear….the weather at the lake was going to make up for it. The Tifosi was clean and ready to please. You open her up and the first switch is the stereo with Bob Marley all ready to play…”sun is shinin….weather is sweet here….make you wanna move…your dancing feet “…AAAhhhhh…. Depressureize….. Its easy to sleep through breakfast after a nite with my new poison of choice, red stag, (highly recommended for use with someone intimate…).and taking as many requests for songs as I could play until my singing began to slur along with everyone else on the dock. The daughter drove her bug down to say hey and lounge for a bit which was nice and as usual I find myself giving serious lectures on how to enjoy your childhood (like I did). Some things are perfect and its nice when something meets your expectations and doesn’t need a fixin……

14 comments:

Kimberly said...

Expectations? What are those?

f1trey said...

expectations are those things that women have and that men dont meet......

The Romantic Seul said...

A boat on the lake is hard to beat. !I used to have that same picnic basket! There just isn't much to say about getting out on the lake except mmmm... aaaahhhh.

Barbarella said...

I like that, about expectations that women have and men not meeting them. How true! Shame on us!!

J x

f1trey said...

shame shame! its true though..a woman has far more expectations when she gets married than a man does..as dullards we like to throw rocks and play in the mud..thats how we prepare for marriage.....our total responsibility for the ceremoney is "show up and dont be drunk" ....which i think maybe we get half of that right....

Rachel said...
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Barbarella said...

So what are a man's expectations of marriage, beyond the ceremony?

The Romantic Seul said...

Oooh, oooh, can I take that one?!?! ME ME ME I know the answer me over here teacher!!!

f1trey said...

silly british girl....to enjoy a pint.....watch lewis hamilton drive....and watch kensington play on the tele........I think...
hehehehehe oh what does it matter what the blokes do...your riding horses all day ! hehehe
were a bunch of bloody wankers (did I say that right?)
IM JUST JOKING.

Im mean really now....do you want us watching james herriot on the BBC all day? Or monty python??? hehehehe ok seriously............
we want good fish and chips....OK THATS ENOUGH....
.....well.... Ive always said that its very important to put yourself in your partners shoes ..its taken me a long time to understand that a woman wants to feel safe and secure.....she wants rugged romance outside the bedroom and fire in the bedroom......a mans expectations are simple..... its what we have that women dont meet! sorry couldnt resist!We want a continuation of the relationship that brought us to propose.....

f1trey said...

@Romantic Seul.....let me get my armour!!!! fire away!!!!!

The Romantic Seul said...

No, I'll just float down this river in my peaceful little boat. :)

Cute hat. Mr. Barkley. OOOOH, couldn't resist. :runs away laughing, hides:

f1trey said...

where are you? looking around....oh no you dont...dragging you out of the closet by your feet.....you ....dont ...get...off..that..easy...
give it up!
lets have it!
peaceful little boat my ass! chuh! r i g h t!

make fun of my hat..and charles barkley in the same sentance....
what do men want after the ceremony?

The Romantic Seul said...

RIGHT after the ceremony? "Get me out of this monkey suit and I mean NOW!!!" :sunny, innocent, heart-warming smile: :WITH batting eyelashes:

f1trey said...

@ romantic seul - you goob!