whatcha ona bout girl??

whatcha ona bout girl??
A retrospective on the inner workings of love, flying pancakes, mensa disasters, dandelion cookies, number bending, super salt, bubblegum oysters, chicken spit, crystal kidneys, guerilla carrots, polychromatic tofu, paraphysics, tender vigilanties, black sand, phillastine placebos, wood soup, buttered shuttlecocks, apostrophe training, fish whips, bleeding speed, plastic fantastic lobster telephones, venus drug rehab, clowns on fire, kiosks on a leash, marshmello overcoats, bottled light, fried blood, unbridled hyperthyroidism, folding wine, amygdula tickling, fainting in coils, hamburgers for the apocalypse, plastic memes, and conjugal fritters.....well...the love parts true

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hitch, top gun and dancin on the ceiling


I love to dance…I rarely get a chance….hey that rhymes…..RIP Vanilla Ice….BUT back in the day…(oh god here we go) …Earth wind and fire? Soulsonic force? Curtis Blow? OK ….enough….remember how much fun that was? I watched Hitch the other night…..I sure hope I don’t look like that….
Remember how the dance was effortless when you were young….the rules of engagement were different then…top gun indeed…remember when falling in love couldn’t be stopped? Nothing to hold you back? Effortless? Head over heels?....the dance was different then…..it sounds corny but that shirt has it right…”dance like no one is watching”…..
People dance differently now……..”she’s too guarded” “he works too much” “she has too much baggage” ”Hes too selfish”…. If youre not going to dance…get off the floor….who wants a dancing partner that cant hear the music?.......listen……
It doesn’t make much sense to get fixed up, go out, pay the door fee, walk to the edge of the dance floor and ……stand there. ….sounds to me like a song and dance….is this it? A song and dance? ..thats what you got?.......
Go home……seriously… Look in the mirror and dance like you don’t care. If you cant….. go get dancing lessons. See you next Friday……..same DJ.........

7 comments:

The Romantic Seul said...

Not going back to that club until they get a decent dj. I like all kinds of music but some djs only know the cheesiest selections form any given genre.

I get dressed up in my fanciest undies and dance where nobody's watching. And man is it a terrific workout!

f1trey said...

@Ms fancy pants Im afraid you might be gettin your dance moves from wedding videos.....please stop before someone gets hurt.

ViolentLove said...

Your posts always make me smile!

:D

f1trey said...

I have to post since i cant go to guatemala!

Kimberly said...

If you were any more cheesey, I'd have to slice you up and serve you with crackers. JK

Ding ding da da ding ding...Ice Ice Baby...too cold. I can still work the Running Man like the bitch I am.

f1trey said...

you ...you have crackers?? ......man have I been looking for you!

Love, Evolution, and Resilience said...

Oh, I love this post...