whatcha ona bout girl??

whatcha ona bout girl??
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Monday, October 19, 2009

The cold, the empty, and warm feet


Oh dude….its getting cold…..this is……not good….seriously dude….. don’t get me wrong. I like Eskimos theyre cute….and a cold beer on a hot day is great …A Charlie Brown Christmas and the Grinch make me smile…….but snow is a four letter word and I am JUST not ready….ya know? No matter how much I LOVE to snow ski, I have to admit I do love summer days…..flip flops…..laying on the boat with Bob Marley and a straw hat……I was thinking about my exwife and……..Now I can’t take credit here.

Youre as cold as ice,
youre willing to sacrifice our love

And……cold really doesn’t describe her……so I cant go there….what I will say is that shes empty. And THAT………makes her worthless. Not only was she worthless as a wife… but she was worthless as a person…..Have you ever met those people?……I do have a name for them. I call them ghost people. Someone you could work beside, day after day, for years, YEARS dude, and still not have a clue WHO they are. We went to a marriage councilor for help and took some tests. The results?

I knew who I was.
I knew who she was.

She didn’t know who I was
She didn’t know who she was.

She wasn’t cold. She was a moron. Am I bitter ? Not for the marriage. Just for my kids……they have a moron guiding them. True story. A week after we split up I called her at work and the receptionist asked “Oh is this blankety blank?” (her new boyfriend). I said “No…..but he can have her” I didnt contain my laughter and it was true. I wasn’t bitter and she wasn’t cold. She did get remarried this past weekend and I did make a little toast ……..to freedom…..and lessons learned. The end of the world???….Not even close dude…..
Yeah its getting cold outside…….but the truth be known.. ….now its time for extreme spooning an getting close under the covers……..cuddlin on the couch……hot toddys, foot rubs, and sex by the fireplace on a thick, soft fur rug after a bottle of wine……....and those are things you DON’T do in the summer…….

Youre digging for gold, youre throwing away
A fortune in feelings, but someday youll pay

Bring it…………bring some hot chocolate and popcorn…I can take it! Really! …small smile…..Did she dig for gold? Yeah …..Do I want her to pay? Not really….I cant say I care enough for that…..
When people are cold I often think they have a good reason for being distant. The trick is not to dress for winter all year long…… If you cant picture summer or know what love is all about I am NOT your man…and you WONT be able to sell me ice cubes…..Heartless folks don’t change…..remember that….like someone whos empty……you cant fill them up…..but if someone is cold they might just need a warm fire to make them open up……..Breaking someone down is one thing......…making them melt is another.
I would rather pick up a bottle of wine on the way home and some firewood…….you comin or what?

24 comments:

Just telling it like it is said...

I feel for you...
and I know you will be much happier in the coming days...you don't sound defeated and your life is your own!
I say good ridden to the cold!

Kimberly said...

Omg...Lord Trey is bitter? Bitter is my job...

The Invisible Seductress said...

I'm knocking on your door,,why oh why won't you let me in??!! You invited me right?? Smile...Love the post!

Carolina Girl said...

I would make a joke about you bringing the firewood...but that would make me perverted....wait...hahahhahaha

"Seattle" Heather said...

Cheers Trey!

sheri amor said...

haha i feel for you.. :) btw you have a very built body :) nice.. it's still hot here in manila

MaLou Silverman said...

You're just not for each other. Hopefully you won't wait too long to meet the right woman.

Now it's time for hot cocoa :)

f1trey said...

@ Just- its a done deal...Yeah I survived and dont look over my shoulder at all... Honestly I think it will be interesting to see how her new husband survives..... hes not very bright either....

@ Kimberly (british accent) ahm not bitta....not a bit love! ya doin a fine job me love! XXX OOO

f1trey said...

@ Invisible- Oh yes maam youre invited! How ya feelin?

@ Carolina! I love the hair!!! very nice! I hadnt thought about the firewood thing! LOL thats good! LOL

f1trey said...
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f1trey said...

@ Heather- down the hatch matey!!!! were just going to trade cold drinks for hot ones!!!!

@ my sheri amor- Im envious ....You know how i love warm weather!! :) Thanks for the compliment (blushing just a little..) For an old man Im doin ok!

Kimberly said...

If you don't stop leaving me kisses - people are gonna know what is up! Jealous...oh jealous will be the new word around this blog.

f1trey said...

@ MaLou- I sure hope not!!! LOL Im patient...I would rather wait for something right than make a decision without thinking it through...... I did that the first time around and it taught me alot... Im very lucky though that I came out with my heart still in one piece....so yeah Im looking forward to finding someone sweet....

@ Kimberly - XXXX OOOOOO XXXX OOOOO XXXX OOOO

The Invisible Seductress said...

I'm JEALOUS!!!!!!! smile



Trey {{{{{{{ Let me in!!}}}}}}}}!!!!

f1trey said...

@ Invisible- Yall some silly womens s'all I gotsta say....hehehehe

"Seattle" Heather said...

Trey I'm drinking a wine spritzer tonight...what are you drinking?

PS. Word Verification is lame...

S. Eutin said...

If you are really like what you write, then I gotta say, she lost out.
It is stinkin hot here in South Florida, but if you bring the firewood, I'll crank the a/c.

f1trey said...

@ Heather- LOL baby formula??? LOL just kidding.. its good to have the sea going cook sober....
my weapon of choice is tarantula....which is a blue tequila that is much smoother than patrone and with no after taste....I highly recommend it if you need an addiction....



@ S- Im envious!!! You know I LOVE warm weather!!! I lived in panama city for a bit and yeah it was HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April said...

S. Eutin made me jealous (there's that jealous word again) with her comment about S. Florida. I grew up in SW Florida and miss it dearly. Every winter I spend in this damn state I miss Florida even more. But my home is here now and that's OK.

I feel sorry for the new guy she suckered into marrying her, but mostly for your kids. I've mentioned before, hopefully one day they'll be old enough to realize what a cold hearted bitc---woman she is.

Like you mentioned, there are plus sides to the cold. Joe just mentioned getting the fireplace going. I love snuggling next to it with him. Good stuff, man. =)

f1trey said...

@ April- NOW IM jealous...who the f- is this Joe person??? LOL

@ S- yeah whatcha see is whatcha get.....you gotta heck of an arguement!!! I miss warm weather somethin fierce but Im determined to make the best out of the cold!

"Seattle" Heather said...

Okay any drink that is named after a spider is not my kind of drink. All spiders are evil and must die. I'm a light weight...not one to be a heavy drinker...bad things happen...you know...like voices in my head.

f1trey said...

@ Heather- ok ya got me on that..the names kinda funky..but the drink is great!!!! and someone has to take care of gauge cuz he only hears voices when you give him bourbon......if the bf bails on mexico then you might need an empty bottle to bang him on the head with....just sayin....

Amy said...

"breaking someone down is one thing......…making them melt is another."

Seriously- you should teach classes. I'll send all my men your way for lessons.

f1trey said...

@ Amy- Awww thats sweet! I just hope im around to screen rileybugs prom date!!! LOL I would love to teach classes or write a book.... but I dont think i could quit my day job!!!!!