whatcha ona bout girl??

whatcha ona bout girl??
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Thursday, October 1, 2009

New math, round 1, and the unprepared kiss



I had Mrs. Grey for Algebra 1 in high school. As a freshman I was concerned with everything BUT Algebra 1. Wrestling started soon…… getting a date was near impossible…..I couldn’t drive yet and there was no WAY I was going to pay 7 dollars a ticket to see Heart when they came to town. Yeah dude I was ……...distracted. So I was ……...impressionable. Glynn would come in to math and ……..….sleep. He had like …..…a full time job and was dating a SENIOR…….yeah dude……Glynn was busy. We got to talking about Christmas and I asked him what he was getting his girlfriend he said….….”well……a stereo, a fur coat, some jewelry……the list went ON dude…...I JUST….. stared…… all that? …….for one girl? .. Blink.. blink….This was in early November and I was really feeling the squeeze of bad grades. But have no fear…..Glynn had the answer. “A few more weeks and it’ll be Christmas break……..…we don’t have to study.” He laughed….….I listened………we failed. Now I can’t take credit here.

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control

Fast forward to yesterday....Im at the gym…..it’s back day and my body is JACKED. The Boneyard is CRANKING and ALL I can think about is how strong its going to feel to run THROUGH a linebacker, FULL punishment……and………..I see her car drive by. I heard she WASNT coming. …..??????....... she pulls in back so as not to be seen because she knows ….shes TAKEN…..I hit the door with Godsmack ………THUNDERING in my ears and walk over…the window rolls down…”Hey” she breathes her words softly and tilts her head shyly. “I couldn’t help it”. A small smile and her eyes just BEAM ......and we talk a bit…… shes.......fishing……..dancing……………..testing…… “Aren’t you cold?” her hand runs up under the front of my shirt and maps my chest slowly. “No”. We talk some more and mind you …..we have not EVEN kissed yet. I told her I wanted our first kiss to be alcohol free and a shot of tequila before my workout insured that it would not be tonight. “Do you want some gum?” ….. I DON’T…… see ……..the bait….. “sure”. She takes two pieces and puts them in her mouth and says “ok”……. I……. fall for it….I pull her close …..her eyes close and my hand is under her hair …..a thumb tracing the curve of her ear…her breathing rhythm ….changes …all…her….control is …..gone………completely ……. and she is submissive to the soothing motion of my hand on the back of her neck. And…… …..I STOP. …… The world ……comes crashing back in pieces. She has to go…… tells me she wants a hug goodbye and steps out of the car. I hold my ground and she is instantly up against me, her eyes and hands …..follow my shoulders …and……. She purrs ……out loud with approval….. hungry,,,….. big eyes…. We kiss again and her body responds ……..without speech….. it cries for more …..all of the sudden she is underneath my clothes gripping my ASS which tightens like iron and I ……..STOP.
I ……….. am ……not …..pleased with my actions…….we say good bye. I text her a smile a few minutes later and the reply comes…. “you fell 4 it…Ur losin your touch…Mr toughman! Oh yea Ur a nice kisser!”. Yeah dude …epic trey logan FAIL.

All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

Bring it……….bring another round. Its NOT over. I got game……the second half is ALL MINE. Glynn and I did fail math that year. But I did make it up in summer school and I CRUSHED calculus. I may get a bad grade when I’m distracted...... Makin a C is .....ok…. But you better be ON your toes cause Im NOT that freshman anymore ..…and given the chance….. ill school ya on just that. The email the next day comes in....Right on time... "Did I scare you off?" ………there’s the bell…….…class is in.

29 comments:

Kimberly said...

You had texting capability back in HS? That is some crazy shit.

f1trey said...

@ Kimberly! LOL NO ya goob! This was YESTERDAY!!! LOL my bad..ok I edited so it makes sense!! Thanks!

The Romantic Seul said...

Good one dude. Willpower up the wazoo eh?

f1trey said...

@ Romantic- Frig!!! jumping up and down...promise you wont tell stevie!!!!! yeah......caved a bit in round one.......

Violet said...

Dude, why are you playing with fire? No matter how good you are at juggling the fire sticks, eventually somebody's gonna get burned...I don't want it to be you. Walk away from this flame.

Kathy said...

hmmmmmmmmmmm is she a good girl or a bad girl?

Rose said...

"Playing with fire", huh, says Violet! And isn't that an exciting thing? What is the worst thing that could happen?

I love the descriptions about the kiss, and hands and so on... Hmmmm.... :-)

"Seattle" Heather said...

I could totally smack you upside your lump head right now. YOU ARE BEING A COMPLETE IDOIT. Dude can't you see you are being played..."oh you fell for it?" Hello? You like being played for the fool? You like your heart being trampled on? Ugh. She makes me sick. I think I want to go vomit. She had that game all mapped out before she even pulled in the parking lot. You think I don't know...? I'm a woman, trust me. I know this game.
Listen, if you just want another knotch on your belt then fine. Go screw the bitch. But don't whine about your heart ever again. Wake up Trey smell the roses.
Yeah I'm tough loving yeah you know why?? Because I hate cheaters...and if she's taken and she's grabbing some guys ass in the parking lot...then she is a classless piece of trash. You seem to me like you want more for yourself. So don't be fooled by a pretty face. Man up Trey. Get a fucking grip on yourself. Get some dignity for crying out loud.

f1trey said...

@ Violet- Thanks girl! she is NOT the tall one so I should be able to shake this thing!!! LOL xxx ooo

@ Kathy- She is definitely the bad girl.....its funny though I dont think of her one way or the other...I thought of posting her pic but better not...I think that would tell all..... her face is very innocnet though..... man...

f1trey said...

@ rose- LOL welcome! Oh man I think the danger factor is fanning the flame for her........ she has a boyfriend and is trying to get out of the relationship ..... the worse that could happen is ...he owns a gun and she doesnt delete all her text messages.... not a good scenario.....

LOL thanks for the description compliment..thats exactly how it happened!!!!

f1trey said...

@ Heather- silence........blank stare.......a little more silence....

tell me what you REALLY think... hehee..... oops im gonna get smacked arent I?? more silence.....

well..... when is that boyfriend of yours coming back...he needs to get there SOON!! heehee ...oh ....Im gonna get smacked again arent I? more silence...

well..... Im doing my best...really... shes very very ......good ??? ...at what she does.... shes the type that has ALL men following her panting....physically shes off the chart..... (im gonna get smacked .....) but give me some time...round two is already in progress and I dont like to make the same mistake twice..... XXX OOO

"Seattle" Heather said...

You seem like a great guy...would like to see you with a woman that plays no games, has her head in check, is the complete package, not the town hussey. But what ever. To each their own I suppose. Head games are a real bitch because in the end...nobody wins. All it is...just an ego trip. And wasted time.

f1trey said...

@ Heather- can I get out of time out now? Hehe I promise to do better! seriously...I really appreciate honest feedback ya know? I know my best foot will move forward......I just might do a bit of stumbling to get to where I can run.... round two is playing out and Im stronger than I look so..........now...... I need to go get some ice for my lump head....

Rose said...

Trey, do you know all these people here? I mean, are you friends already, beyond the virtual thing? Well, I don't know you guys, right? So, please folks, be patient, and all what I say take it with a grain of salt. Ok, now I'll say it: I think you guys (girls, actually) are being too hard on the subject! Oops, don't hate me, please!! I said I don't know you in person, so I may be missing something here.

But look, what is all this about hard relationships? I don't get it! To me is simple like this: if it's good, keep it. If it's good for you, get rid of it. If Trey is playing (with fire, or with a "bad" girl, or an angel face girl, whatever) may be good then! If it was really bad, would he still be playing? Some pleasure must be coming from there, in some level!

About the gun... well... That's another story. Although, if you die, be sure that you live your life plentifully! Go for it, Trey! :-)

Sorry being the opposite, girls... Maybe it's because I'm Brazilian! ;-) We there, below the equator, have a different approach about love, sex, fun, etc, etc... And regardless of being Brazilian (I left BR in 1999), I have a set of experiences that tells me that things are not that tough... Many times it's just the way we see them!

Trey, it's like the pepper poem: we just need to be open and try, and savor, and experience it. That
is what life is all about!

:-)

"Seattle" Heather said...

@ Rose: No I do not "know" Trey. Never met him in "real life". But I've met plenty of men just like him. It's not hard to surmize where "all this 'pleasure'" is coming from.
I might have been really hard on him...maybe too hard. But I think its because I was disappointed that he is getting played. There is a big difference between passion, pleasure and just a pure mind fuck.
Its like the cheating husband that always tells his mistress he's going to leave his wife, yet never does....
A game.
An ego trip.
For both parties actually. The Danger part of it is exciting...but who in their "right" mind wants to begin a solid relationship with someone and hope to have it be long term, when it began with deceit? That's not passion, that's not love...it doesn't matter where you are from its the same in any country.
Trey seems to be a good guy with a good heart...it would make me sad to see him get taken advantage of.

SkitzoLeezra said...

Seattle Heather is saying it so much better than I could.
C'mon, Trey, have you ever been cheated on? It sucks!
Don't be "that guy".
Why don't you think you deserve better?

Julie said...

I'm here getting caught up on a week's worth of blog reading, now that I can actually sit up on the couch without my head exploding!!!! Happy Saturday!

f1trey said...

@Heather- the second is almost done and Im ok...blog to follow soon.....no worries.... thanks for the tough love.....I understand ..... if i need you to kick some butt for me I know I can count on ya!!! XXX OOO

@ Rose- Sadly , these are all my virtual girlfriends..... like isay i ma still lookin for a 3 dimensional version! Ps My heritage is italian.... so you and I are kindred becasue Ayrton Senna was my hero!!!!! Sao palo rocks.........

"Seattle" Heather said...

You know they say big things come in small packages? Well that's me. Always under estimated. All 5'3" of me. tee hee. Anyways...I believe true love is out there somewhere waiting for all of us. With no games attached. I believe in a soul mate. Have I found mine? Eh dunno. Probably not. Hard to say after such a horrible loss of love. I tend to be so judgemental of peoples love intentions. You don't mess with love. Because you can never repair what you damage.

The sun is out here in Washington after a week of rain...it is cold and I wish it were warm. I wish I was on the water with the sea breeze in my face gently tossing my hair about. That seems to take to the place where I can think the best. Perhaps you need to go visit your boat?

Carolina Girl said...

Oooohhhh someone is gonna get burned!!! lol :) But sometimes in the moment, we just can't help ours can we ;)

Amy said...

Well, i'm a bit late in this game, but i'm with Heather on this one. Again. She and I seem to think a lot alike.

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.

*head shaking, hands wringing*

oh dear.

(incidentally, i also liked the descriptions. Very well written.)

Oh dear.

April said...

OH NO!! She's totally winning this game she's playing with you. Start thinking with your big head, not your little one. Not that it's little....just in comparison to your cranium. =)

Barbarella said...

Trey - how things have changed!

The Romantic Seul said...

Oh yeah by the way, Trey, this woman is NOT "demure".

f1trey said...

@ Schizo- not cool.....nope dont want to be that guy.....round two is done and I doubt there will be a round three...... :)


@ Healther- awww...I do love that recent pic of you... all 5"3! hehehe yeah the boat is real solace......I did go this weekend!!! beautiful in the fall with few people around.....sweeet!!!!! I think our season is longer than yours .....

f1trey said...

@ Carolina- keep shaggin darlin! this one turned out good...got everything back in one piece....so ...just a close call!

@ Amy- I cant take another beating! LOL just kidding heathers just bein tough .....shes allowed!! You too!!!

f1trey said...

@ April- OH NO!!! hehehehe daddy may lose a fight but the war is mine!!! hehehehe what is this "thinking" thing your talking about....and dont get me talkin about sizes!!! LOL

@ Barbarella- LOL feast or famine!!! yeah this one caught fire quickly! where ya been?

@ Romantic- she was TOO!! ....im just sayin....she was other things too...but ......

The Romantic Seul said...

"Want some gum?" "Hands under my clothes, gripping my ASS" -in the gym parking lot. Oh, yeah, man, that's modest and reserved uh-hunh. And she still has the boyfriend? Oh, so very demure.

She's looking for a place to land. Is your place ready for a roommate? Are her... 'terms'... all the payment you'll need? Go for it. She probably won't do the same thing to you - long's you gots the MOST game in town.

f1trey said...

@ Romantic- no...not at that moment she wasnt...this girl had a tool box.....im tellin ya....Im sure most of her prey didnt know they were being marked for consumption...in fact they might have been happy to be a meal........The moment of clarity came when (I left this out) I asked her what were we going to do about all THIS? and her response was "I think we should just go with the flow"....Mr edison could see the light bulb over my head.....instant bust.... it went from something..... to something i had to get away from..... easy decision .....