whatcha ona bout girl??

whatcha ona bout girl??
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Friday, October 30, 2009

A toolbox, Neil Young,and the pole dancer


We danced. Yeah dude…. I mean ….NO….usually when I say we danced I mean it rhetorically…this time we actually danced……I mean SHE danced….…actually we danced 6 months ago…..This is confusing isn’t it???
Lemme try again….. We danced about six months ago…….didnt get her name…she wanted my phone number so I gave it to her….didnt ask her for her number….. hadn’t seen her until ….yesterday. She asks for my number again and said she lost it the first time. We say goodbye and …….my phone rings ten minutes later.

“Im going dancing…you waaanna come?”
“When are you goin?”
“now” she says “RIGHT NOW”
“Im……...in gym clothes”
“I DON’T CARE”

The club is COMLETELY empty at this hour. Its me… the bartender,…. the DJ and her. “What do you do?” I ask. “Im retired”. “Really?....from what?”………”I was a dancer.”….longer than usual pause…..”huh………really?”….. “mmhhmmmm” Im thinking she doesnt mean ballet at the MET. Now I can’t take credit here.

I want to live,
I want to give
I've been a miner
for a heart of gold.

After a few drinks and some interesting story swapping…….I take that back…..HER stories were interesting…….mine were……. boring in comparison.. … she talks to the DJ for 5 minutes. And he nods yes ….over and over. The music starts and she motions with her finger for me to “come” and smiles. “Stand here”…….I stand there. I want to dance and she tells me “No…….watch”. ….. I watched.
Lemme say Im VERY na├»ve ….…even at my age……... about such things. Apparently you don’t actually need a pole to pole dance. …… I had one on me…..
Eventually she pushes me into a chair when “tequila makes her clothes fall off” comes on……….and it does……
She grabs my hand and out the door we go… brazenly she walks out with a beer bottle in her hand…..defying anyone to say anything….We drive awhile and eventually end up at a deserted park.
I’m my typical self..…a geek…...trying to inject something worthwhile into the conversation but not having much success. She leans back against my car and pulls her bra and shirt up around her neck. She arches her back and my hands just…….travel….
The conversation ……..stops…..
I prompt her for….nothing……...she offers ….everything….
She turns her back to me…….lays her head back and slowly pulls her pants down……her body bends over, her palms flat on the hood of the car…...her shoulder blades tighten together, her hair spilling down her back …..and I said……………”no”.

Keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.

Bring it….....bring a little something more than dancing skills. I LOVE to dance. Don’t get me wrong….. but dancing wont help either of us when we have a fight. It wont make things better after I forgot to write down a check. It wont say youre sorry you wrecked the car. Now Im getting rhetorical. If your going to dance I DO want your head on my shoulder but if dancing is the only thing you got in the tool box …….then ill just use my own tools….the nights not over ……. Save the last dance for me. Will ya?

30 comments:

"Seattle" Heather said...

You said no?

Well if you did and walked a way from that...you got my respect.

f1trey said...

@ Heather- well....I...it was getting CLOSE..lets just put it that way.... trust me I was ALL worked up.... but yeah thats when I said no.....I didnt put this in there but she said she respected that too....I made a mistake though...we'll see what happens... she asked where I lived ...and ...i told what street......fingers crossed she doesnt go looking.....hope your gettin better!! I wnat mexico to be perfect for ya!

PS YOu have no idea how worried i was that you were gonna slap me upside my lump head..... LOL

"Seattle" Heather said...

Don't make me laugh it hurts to giggle still. :)

Hey that would be hard to resist. But you know you just have to do what is right for you.

You should try speed dating! I want to try that...I mean I know I have a boyfriend...but I still want to try it! LOL

I can't wait for Mexico. Now my bikini reality is going to be more possible. As soon as I'm better its back to working out!

Julie said...

Just getting caught up on my blog reading....

You said no?

April said...

*clapping hands* BRAVO! BRAVO!! *tear coming to my eye* I'm so proud of you.

I had a similar thing happen to me way back in the day. I was 19, he was 27. I was putting it all out there and he told me no. I was like, "What?" He said, "You're making it too easy for me. There's no mystery. There's no challenge. Most guys wouldn't turn you down. But those are the guys who wouldn't call you tomorrow like they said. I respect you and would like to get to know you better."

That was my son's biological father. He died in a car accident. (no sympathy, please. the day after I told him I was pregnant, he didn't want anything to do with me if I was going to keep the baby)

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that it takes a strong, respectful man to say no. You did the right thing. I was fortunate enough to have him give me a second chance. (fortunate because he gave me my beautiful son) Would I suggest you give HER a second chance? HELL NO! I was a whore back then for a short period of time. But I was young and dumb. She's a grown ass woman....STILL acting like a whore?? RUUUUUN!!

Man, Trey. You sure know how to pick 'em, huh? Don't they have any good, decent, single women where you live?

f1trey said...

@ April- Im just glad it wasnt you! I can only be SO strong !!! LOL X2

There ARE no pickins around here.... its awful..Ive been trying to find a job southeast of here for about 6 months...... I cant stay here an longer...no companionship is killing me...i read where lonliness isnt good for longevity.....I really cant express how awful it is here.....

you was a ho? LOL

Kimberly said...

Did you make this up? If not, that is one class act you got your hands on. I'll dance with you but you can bet I won't be taking my bra off & doing the classic arching back move - unless Whitesnake's Still of the Night comes on, then I only arch with my bra on. If that disappoints - I won't apologize.

f1trey said...

@ Kimberly- still of the nite..still of the nite...still of the night!!!
Theyre playin your song!!!

Yeah its all true.....

The club we were in was just an ordinary dance spot.... but that didnt stop her from ....unrobing?? ...derobing??

I am a man .....an unattached man....Im glad it turned out the way it did....but I wouldnt want to be tempted to refrain from giving in best 2 out three....I might very well dissapoint.....

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Who wouldn't save the last dance for you? Look at those arms! Hello!

f1trey said...

@Shelly- Sorry darlin--- I cant get a date in this town......

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Sorry. Your last comment on my blog somehow got erased?

To answer your question, what yanks my crank is men who can make their boobies jump. (no music necessary)

Sambo Blewgum said...
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f1trey said...

@ Shelly- LOL I was askin what MUSIC yanks your crank?? LOL Love the blog.....jumpin boobies huh?

f1trey said...

@ Shelly- I take that back.... I can GET a date in this town...but.....

Just telling it like it is said...

tune in Tokyo never heart anyone... Score!

April said...

I wasn't a Jerry Springer kinda ho, but I wasn't what Jesus would approve of either. hee hee.

Like I said, it was a SHORT period of time. Getting preggers saved me from full blown whoredom! JERRY!! JERRY!! lol!

f1trey said...

@ Just - NoNoNO!!!! LOL not calling tokyo!!!! I mean yes yes yes I'll dial it!!!!

I gotta heart someone!!! hehehehe

@ April- Youre secret is safe with me!!! a momentary lapse of reason is fine for growing up.....I got a real laugh out of the springer thing...OMG..... I do what i want baby mama!!!!!!

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Oh. How Funny. So you are saying the dates you get there can be rather frightening huh? Lol. I hear ya. Ain't that the story of my life?

f1trey said...

@ shelly- Well lets just say ....its ......not.....well......I cant really.....I mean..... its a small town......you too huh?

ViolentLove said...

It's official. I love you.

:D

f1trey said...

@ Mz Coffman- you make me blush..... You are far too sweet a woman to be mixed up with the likes of me.....The florida heat has obviously gotten to you! LOL I hope you are well in spite of your lack of good sense!!! hehehe

ViolentLove said...

Haha, nah see, i like a man who knows when to say no and walk away... not that i would have thought any less of ya if you didnt tho...

So i stick by my new found level of love for you... see, i do love everybody... but there are still levels... :D

You seem like a good guy. Honest, real, open, intelligent and funny. Here's to hoping you wont be lonely for much longer.

Skitzo Leezra said...

Good on ya, Trey, for showing a lick of sense.
I cannot help but to wonder what she wanted out the encounter? Feeling of power
A self-esteem boost
This month's car note payment
To make someone else jealous

f1trey said...

@ Schizo- thanks baby... I needed that... I sometimes miss peoples motivation..... youre right on... that makes me even happier to think i did the right thing...she wasnt after ME at all.....cool...i like when somebody kicks me hard.....keep makin sense....

f1trey said...

@ Violent- Yeah...... Im gonna ask for an amen....thanks!....theres no other way to color loniliness other than to say ..its not fun... im good by myself..but it makes me gleam to think that i am someones rock.....one day...

Shelly Rayedeane said...

lol. You're cute. I'm adding you to my side bar link.

Bijoy said...
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f1trey said...

@ Shelly- :) It makes me happy when people come here and get something....

SKB said...

Disrobing is what I think you were looking for, and it's official, I love you, too - dammit Logan, I'm puttin' on my thinkin' cap, man, I feel SURE I must know a smart, open, loving, woman who might know how to pole dance, too... I'll get back to ya. ;)

f1trey said...

@ SKB- Im really glad you like readin ma stuff!!!!.... :) X2

who in the $^%#&^& are you talkin about? hehehehe

LOL this girl was a PROFESSIONAL..... I blushed ant there wasnt anyone around.....