whatcha ona bout girl??

whatcha ona bout girl??
A retrospective on the inner workings of love, flying pancakes, mensa disasters, dandelion cookies, number bending, super salt, bubblegum oysters, chicken spit, crystal kidneys, guerilla carrots, polychromatic tofu, paraphysics, tender vigilanties, black sand, phillastine placebos, wood soup, buttered shuttlecocks, apostrophe training, fish whips, bleeding speed, plastic fantastic lobster telephones, venus drug rehab, clowns on fire, kiosks on a leash, marshmello overcoats, bottled light, fried blood, unbridled hyperthyroidism, folding wine, amygdula tickling, fainting in coils, hamburgers for the apocalypse, plastic memes, and conjugal fritters.....well...the love parts true

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Teachin, Preachin and takin out the trash



Move over! Daddys preachin! Daddys teachin! Mom was a teacher. Sister taught for a bit. I on the other hand lasted a few months. Hehehe My parents taught me a lot. Like…how to raise myself. How to avoid having a successful marriage. Things like that. Hehehe What they preached to me was even less. It’s all good though. What it did was make me resourceful, strong, and Ive even been caught being generous and understanding. Don’t get me wrong dude. I have a long list of bad grades. Im sarcastic (in british kinda way) and when you work on a pool pump for half the weekend and its still busted Im liable to jump around like Yosemite Sam and throw a tool. Yep. Im a baadd man.
What their awful marriage taught me was the value of love. I told ya…. Im preachin I’m teachin. They didn’t have it an by golly Im gonna have me some a that!..... How does it work? Where do I find it? What do I DO with it? Yeah dude I’m serious. Stop laughing. Hehehe.
The learning curve is not steep and I’m a quick study. Young and in love. ….its comforting and jittery at the same time. Exciting and soothing. Oh yeah dude…… This is what I want. I want this all the time. Why would you screw this up? Why would you want to? Im not ever letting this go. And now??? The 2nd grade…….
From this point on the lecture is the same. Love really rocks. Its beats ...….like…ridin your bike easy. ....It’s the best. ...No question. I don’t feel this way when I’m ridin my bike that’s for sure! Yep. Love beats bike ridin. .... I cant take credit here.

Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much Biology
Don’t know much about science book
Don’t know what I slide rule is for

Am I preachin to the choir yet? Well…sit cuz her begins the sermon. Ok son… class is in. Im going to teach you everything you need to know about marriage. Ready? “Can you hand me that wrench?”…….Blink…Blink. “What I mean to say is …always show that you love a woman by… can you hold this ladder for me? Oh Jeez I have a 1 o’clock T time…. take out the trash” I just am NOT getting this class AT all. Is this what’s called continuing education? This sucks dude. I want a different teacher. Maybe I can transfer.
The only real thing I want you to remember about this sermon is this. Men are NOT prepared for the marriage you have planned in your head. Do your homework. Im lucky. I paid attention in class.

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you’ll love me too
What a wonderful world this would be.

Awww…… I gotta C ???....At least schools out…… next year Im getting a study partner.

4 comments:

Kimberly said...

Maybe women aren't prepared for the marriage that men have in their head - cook this, clean this, your on top this time.

There is always summer school.

f1trey said...

@ Kimberly--- !!!! touche!! Nice...umm you clean? ......(OMG here comes another ... *slap* )

summer school??? not again!!! NOOOO! how bout some xtra credit?? hehehe

Honestly there is some truth in what you say...pained look..

Kimberly said...

We (you and I) have an idea of what a marriage should be. Sadly, the deal we agreed too is often not the deal we get. *curses gold band & all things white*

f1trey said...

@ Kimberly- Its Ok ..... I hear ya...

Nikki is not woried about it.......